this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
Ahhh yes, the language of my people.
These things annoy the fuck out of me because it portraits German as a very harsh and complicated language while it really isn’t.
Y’all need to chill out and remember where the English language comes from.
Most German and English words are virtually identical (ie Hand - hand, grün - green, Hund - hound, Fish - fish, Haar - hair, Boot - boat).
Them particular tediously long words are actually a combination of multiple words used to describe something. Usually, not always.
Blütenblätter, for example, means “blossom leaves”. Is that not easier than inventing a whole new word for it (petals)?
And it’s not even an exception to the German language, although I have to admit that we tend to have the longest words of that kind.
I guess nobody can really appreciate a language until they speak it.
When I hear it spoken by the locals, it sounds absolutely magical and not harsh at all, but when you read it without knowing the proper pronunciation, all you see is like 185 consonants and 3 vowels so it does look a bit comical. Not to mention those meme faces.
I won’t lie, I lol’d.
I would just like to let the world know about how absolutely horrible Chipotle is and why you need to boycott them.
My boyfriend, Eric, after spending 2 years working his ass off for them, got fired last night.
Why?? 2 reasons.
1. He was told he couldn’t clock in until 4pm. A co-worker asked him to help before 4. Eric said that he couldn’t help and that he should be asking a manager for help. Apparently that’s attitude and he should have helped. Hold on. It gets better.
2. Yesterday he got his pay. For the THIRD TIME someone deducted his overtime.
When he confronted his general manager Claudia (and when I learn her last name I’m going to slam her ass all over the internet and report her to several people), she didn’t deny it. She said (AND I QUOTE): “Sometimes to be a team player that means working for free.” She then realized what she said, said something to another manager in Spanish and then denied that she said it and then fired Eric when he gave his 2 weeks.
F**k Chipotle. This is the 3rd Chipotle Eric has worked at and has been treated like shit. He worked his ass off only to see illegal immigrants who can’t speak a lick of English come in and be promoted within a month.
CHIPOTLE HIRES ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. Es no bueno.
The only managers Eric has had have all been Hispanic and racism against the white employees is blatant and runs rampant.
DO NOT SUPPORT THEM WHATSOEVER. Employees have been yelled at for not coming in on their days off to help. Employees are forced to work for free and are reprimanded for taking their whole half hour break.
Oh, and we have proof and we ARE sueing.
Their new slogan should be: “In order to be a team player sometimes you have to work for free.”
Momma’s, any help?
Seriously, Carly, you have GOT to start sleeping through the fucking night. This is starting to become absolutely ridiculous.
It’d be one thing if she just “woke up” but the kid screams bloody fucking murder. She slept through at 2 months. Why the hell not now?
I’m so confused :( Looks like I’ll need to buy a new test if I don’t get my period by May 1st…
April is almost over and I have yet to have a period.
God dammit, what the fuck?!
I have never ever had this much of an issue!! (except during the 1st trimester of pregnancy; no, I’m not pregnant again)
It’s all over my neck and the ones I get on my T-Zone are very painful, deep and never get white heads.
I wash my face every other morning with Neutrogena Oil Free Acne Wash and everytime in the shower with Dove soap and water.
Idk what else to do!!